File this under "W.T.F.", take three.

"America's favorite family (circa 2002) will return to primetime with a new variety show.

FOX has ordered six episodes of the tentatively titled "The Osbournes: Loud and Dangerous," a new half-hour variety series hosted by Ozzy Osbourne, wife Sharon Osbourne and kids Jack and Kelly.

The network promises that the FremantleMedia North America production will combine musical performances, comedy sketches and game-show competitions with "the Osbournes' unique blend of humor and outrageous sensibility.""

WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO.

Better not cut into my Simpsons time... or there will be HELL to pay.

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